#26 - Marisa Tomei

Full Name: Marisa Tomei
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 4/12/64 (+20 - yeah, I know....)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Pam - The Wrestler
Notes: I caught that episode of Seinfeld today where George gets set up with Marisa Tomei and....look, I don't care if she's 45, she's beautiful.  Look!

I found her picture on an interesting list of +40s Hot Trumps... Many of them would easily make it onto this list... check it out and see what you think!

Most Beautiful Women Over 40...

Must-see Moment: Playing damaged goods stripper-mom 'Pam' in Aronofsky's brilliant 'The Wrestler' (2008).  If you haven't seen it, make time.




LOOKS: 7.9
PERSONALITY: 8.2
WIFEABILITY: 5.5
X-FACTOR: 7.4

#25 - Olivia Wilde

Full Name: Olivia Jane Wilde (born Olivia Jane Cockburn)
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 10/3/84 (+7 months!)
Nationality: Irish-American


Character Ref: Alex Kelly - The O.C.
Notes: Originally auditioned for the roll of 'Marissa Cooper' on the O.C.  Currently stars in that show House with that retarded bloke off of Blackadder.  Was apparently shooed to bed by Mick Jagger as a child - not as unseemly as it sounds...  Married Italian-American documentary filmmaker, photographer, flamenco guitar player, and Italian prince 'Tao Ruspoli' in 2003.  Used to be a Vegan but has now seen the error of her ways.  Good girl.
Must-see Moment: THAT bit in the O.C.  You know which bit.... The day a million teenage boys' heads simultaneously exploded.




LOOKS: 8.8 (i pulled the above image off her wiki page - it's 100% less flattering than anything on Google Images and yet somehow she's 200% more beautiful....)
PERSONALITY: 8.0
WIFEABILITY: 2.3
X-FACTOR: 7.9

#24 - Autumn Reeser

Full Name: Autumn Alicia Reeser
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 21/9/80 (+4)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Taylor Townsend - The O.C.
Notes: Graduated Carlsbad High (I've been there!!).  Has appeared in Star Trek: Voyager and also in the Command & Conquer series (Red Alert 3).  Enjoys scrapbooking, painting, and playing with her Papillon named Gatsby after the F. Scott Fitzgerald classic.  I think we'd get on - kinda...
Must-see Moment: Being generally 'Taylor-like' in the O.C. - the kind of neurotic control freak that's so annoying you don't know why you like her, but you want to kick your own ass for doing so.

Again, slightly difficult to find a SFW pic of Autumn - here's the one i WANTED to post....dribble..............but why does she need to do that? Look how pretty she is up there^^^!!!


LOOKS: 6.9
PERSONALITY: 7.1
WIFEABILITY: 3.2 (married in 2009)
X-FACTOR: 7.5

#23 - Samaire Armstrong

Full Name: Samaire Rhys Armstrong (Welsh??)
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 31/10/80 (+4 - but you would never guess....)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Anna Stern - The O.C.
Notes: Born in Tokyo, Japan to a Scottish father and an Italian mother.  Has lived in Japan, Hawaii, Arizona, Malaysia and China.  Her father teaches soldiers close combat training, so what do you wanna bet he's taught his little girl a few moves or two - approach with caution!  I kid - she seems like a barrel of laughs.  Quirky.  I dig that.  Seems quite level headed.  Has some sort of Ally Sheedy thing goin on that makes me go all fourteen again....
Must-see Moment: Holding back the tears whilst bidding Seth Cohen farewell to a musical backdrop of Nada Surf's cover of OMD's 'If You Leave' - i cried, i'm not even ashamed, it was a beautiful moment.

Let's re-live:


Nada Surf - If You Leave (OMD cover)

Also, bonus Samaire desktop-size pic:

LOOKS: 9.2
PERSONALITY: 8.8
WIFEABILITY: 8.3
X-FACTOR: 8.9

#22 - Naomie Harris

Full Name: Naomie Melanie Harris
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 6/9/76 (+8)
Nationality: English


Character Ref: Denise - Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
Notes: Extremely versatile actress; graduated Cambridge with a degree in social & political science.  Appeared in a children's drama series 'The Tomorrow People' which I watched and loved as a child - had no idea!
Must-see Moment:  A toss-up - between running from the undead or growing into a giant Amazonian-like woman and then exploding into crabs... like I said, she's versatile!




LOOKS: 7.9
PERSONALITY: 7.7
WIFEABILITY: 7.3
X-FACTOR: 7.8

#21 - Mila Kunis

Full Name: Milena Markovna Kunis
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 14/8/83 (+1)
Nationality: Russian


Character Ref: Jackie Burkhart - That 70s Show
Notes: Born in Chernivtsi, Ukrainian SSR, to a Jewish family.  Voices 'Meg' on Family Guy.  Seems like she'd have a really really good sense of humour - I'd love to take her to see Ross Noble or someone...
Must-see Moment: Kicking ass and giving what I consider to be her best performance yet in the visually stunning 'Book Of Eli'.


LOOKS: 7.6
PERSONALITY: 7.9
WIFEABILITY: 7.4
X-FACTOR: 8.0

#20 - Kat Dennings

Full Name: Katherine Litwack
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 13/6/86 (-2)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Norah Silverberg - Nick & Norah's Movie That Felt Like It Would Go On Until The End Of Time Itself (but I kid...)
Notes: A local girl - born and raised in Bryn Mawr!!! (Pennsylvania, that is...).  Mother is a poet/speech therapist, father is a molecular pharmacologist.  Cool.

Is hot on blogging; has YouTube and Twitter accounts. Doesn't drink or smoke, but likes to play Katamari Damacy - so that'd be our honeymoon sorted....
Must-see Moment: Any of her YouTube videos, really.  She seems like a good laugh.


Dynamite nerps.



LOOKS: 7.8
PERSONALITY: 8.1
WIFEABILITY: 8.2
X-FACTOR: 7.6

#19 - Kristen Stewart

Full Name: Kristen Jaymes Stewart
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 9/4/1990 (-6)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Em Lewin - Adventureland
Notes: Mother originally from Australia.  Is obviously massive now for being in that vampire movie (which has been so successful it's now being novelised).  I kid.  I wouldn't call myself a Twilight 'fan', but I have seen both of the movies that have been made so far, and CAN say I'm very interested in seeing how fans react to the series.  The author seems to have captured that teenage love/lust/awakening vibe pretty well, and were I a more well-read sort of fellow I'm sure I could liken the series to many other pubescent coming-of-age stories before it.  I also have a £5 bet on the side that she won't make it past her 21st birthday without being attacked by some boy-crazed 14-year-old who can't separate fact from fiction...
Must-see Moment: Playing the 'girl who doesn't get how hot she is' in Greg Mottola's brilliant 'Adventureland'




LOOKS: 8.1
PERSONALITY: 7.9
WIFEABILITY: 7.0
X-FACTOR: 6.9

#18 - Natalie Imbruglia

Full Name: Natalie Jane Imbruglia
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 4/2/75 (+9)
Nationality: Australian







Character Ref: Beth Willis - Neighbours
Notes: Singer-songwriter, model, actress.  Obviously well-known to any UK tweens from the hit Aussie soap 'Neighbours'.  Amazing eyes.
Must-see Moment: This video for her latest song 'Want' (co-written by Chris Martin...).  Amazing.  Borderline obscene, but amazing.  What a pretty face!!



LOOKS: 8.0
PERSONALITY: 8.0
WIFEABILITY: 6.9
X-FACTOR: 7.8

EXTRA: The best song she ever released, imho:

Natalie Imbruglia - That Day

#017 - Shannon Elizabeth

Full Name: Shannon Elizabeth Fadal
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 7/9/73 (+11!!! no way?!!)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Justice - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Notes: Worked as a model before her film career (big surprise).  Has been called 'one of the leading celebrity poker players'.  Voiced a character in the 2007 video game 'James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing'.
Must-see Moment: Probably that bit with the webcam from that film with the pie that I of course have never watched because it relies on crass innuendo to get laughs.  But man oh man....




LOOKS: 8.0
PERSONALITY: 7.9
WIFEABILITY: 7.5
X-FACTOR: 7.0




It was kinda hard to find a PG-13 photograph of Shannon which emphasised her best feature, her beautiful smile.  She clearly finds clothing restrictive.  Par examplé, THIS is the photo I wanted to use....

#016 - Michelle Trachtenburg

Full Name: Michelle Christine Trachtenberg
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 11/10/85 (-1)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Jenny - EuroTrip
Notes: Mother is a bank manager and father is a fiber-optics engineer.  Went to school with Rachel Bilson & Kirsten Dunst (and here's me going to school with the 'fit' one from Liberty-X... no contest....).  

Must-see Moment: Pretty hot in that show 'Gossip Girl'.....not that I like it......(i love it..........)



LOOKS: 8.6
PERSONALITY: 7.8
WIFEABILITY: 8.5
X-FACTOR: 6.9

#015 - Mia Sara

Full Name: Mia Sarapocciello
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 19/06/67 (+17...dont look for pictures of her now...)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Sloane Peterson (of course) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Notes: An absolutely stunning girl; one of my first movie crushes from the incomparable FBDO.  She holds a private pilot's license and has children with the sons of both Sean Connery and the late Jim Henson.
Must-see Moment: Having lunch with Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago...




LOOKS: 8.9
PERSONALITY: 7.1
WIFEABILITY: 4.9 (if I were 15 years older, perhaps...)
X-FACTOR: 6.9

#014 - Lenka

Full Name: Lenka Kripac
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): ?/?/78 (+6)
Nationality: Australian


Character Ref: Her beautiful self
Notes: Has appeared all over Aussie TV; sang in elecro-rock outfit 'Decoder Ring' and is therefore supercool.
Must-see Moment: The video for her song 'The Show' displays her at her beautiful best.  Love her smile and her PJs at the end.  Top class!




LOOKS: 8.0
PERSONALITY: 7.9
WIFEABILITY: 7.5
X-FACTOR: 8.6










Oh - let's take a look at the aforementioned video, shall we?

#013 - Kaya Scodelario

Full Name: Kaya Rose Humphrey
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 13/03/92 (-8....close!!)
Nationality: English


Character Ref: Effy Stonem - 'Skins'
Notes: Hot stuff.  Hot.  STUFF.  Speaks Portuguese.  Fashion model (go fig).  As long as she's nothing like her Skins character, I'm in.
Must-see Moment: Makes a brief appearance in Duncan Jones' brilliant 'Moon' (2009).




LOOKS: 8.2
PERSONALITY: 5.2
WIFEABILITY: 6.9
X-FACTOR: 7.0

#012 - Claire Skinner

Full Name: Claire Skinner 
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): ?/?/1965 (+19!!)
Nationality: English


Character Ref: Sue Brockman (Outnumbered)
Notes: I feel I might catch a bit of heat from this one... I'm not going to use any of the usual terms for desirable older women, but I think she is... she's pretty.  Good hair (why does it always come back to the hair with me?!), makes a great mother.  If she was one of my friends' Mam I'd be over there 24/7.
Must-see Moment: Consistently hilarious in Outnumbered.




LOOKS: 7.1
PERSONALITY: 7.8
WIFEABILITY: 6.8 (only cause of the age thing)
X-FACTOR: 8.5




Can I just say, I'm taking a resonable amount of flack for this entry.  To which I say, in the words of Dre, 

"...f*ck yall, all of yall; if yall dont like me, blow me!"

#011 - Katy Perry

Full Name: Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson
D.o.B.(+/- Pea): 25/10/84 (+3 days!!)
Nationality: American


Character Ref: Musician - she kissed a girl, and subsequently enjoyed the experience.
Notes: Born in CA and raised by Christian pastor parents, she has the makings of being my ideal woman.  I was slightly annoyed therefore on her somewhat crude entry into the world of pop; I discounted her as being nothing without her slightly suggestive song subjects and expected not to hear from her after that one hit about kissing girls.  Nevertheless, I have been constantly impressed with her musical talents which include actually being able to sing live and play guitar, not to mention writing a decent pop-song or two.  She's currently dating serial lothario Russel Brand who I like to imagine is actually quite a nice guy when you get past the 'jackass'.  So good for her!  Here's hoping they have a good effect on each other.
Must-see Moment: She looks pretty great everywhere.  She's got that pale Zooey look that I like.  Great dresses, not afraid to try new looks.  Rocks pastel-coloured cardigans and polka-dot skirts - Winner!




LOOKS: 8.2
PERSONALITY: 7.8
WIFEABILITY: 7.1
X-FACTOR: 6.8